"CB" (jrcb)
07/30/2017 at 17:26 • Filed to: Opinions are like Assholes
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"CB" (jrcb)
07/30/2017 at 17:26 • Filed to: Opinions are like Assholes | 1
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Things that suck: the price. Starts at almost $63k CAD. Then again, it also has about 400 horsepower, so I guess it’s reasonable? I think I’d rather an S3 for about $16k less.
PS9
> CB
07/30/2017 at 17:34 |
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Pros: Cool fast german machinery
Cons: Uncool mean assholes who control the dealerships these are at.
Salesman: What? No, get out. You’re just a kid
Buyer: But I literally have $63kCAD in my hands!
Salesman: What part of ‘just a kid’ did you not hear? Out!
Buyer: I’m 29!!!
Salesman:
OUT, I SAY!
*
literally kicks buyer out the door with his foot*
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CB
> PS9
07/30/2017 at 17:36 |
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Then I’ll go buy a... well, not a WRX, because they wouldn’t take me seriously, or a Focus RS, because they wouldn’t take me seriously, or a...
Hm, this is an issue.
victor
> CB
07/30/2017 at 17:39 |
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My coworker just ordered one. Our corporate program is basically set discounts, with R and RS models discounted less or none. But no price negotiation needed, no worries of markups, and no pressure or limitations from our AOA and contact reps.
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PS9
> CB
07/30/2017 at 17:44 |
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Dealership Management: Why are our inventories so damned high???
Salesman: I don’t know. But it’s an industry wide problem right now. I guess car buying is coming to a slump?
Buyer: *
pounds on window from outside*
That was really uncalled for, but if you apologize, I’m still willing to buy the RS3. I still have money in hand! See!
Salesman:...goddamnit.
Management: Don’t worry. Let me take care of this.
Buyer: Oh, thank god. A reasonable person. All I want to do with this money is-
Management: *
raises shotgun*
Buyer: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS!?
Nick Has an Exocet
> CB
07/30/2017 at 18:18 |
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Yeah, I’ve been thinking hard about it. 3.9 seconds to 60 is pretty damn quick. The biggest issue with the RS3 is the TTRS being faster. Makes me want the TTRS but I need 4 doors... argh.
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CB
> Nick Has an Exocet
07/30/2017 at 18:30 |
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But the thing is, will you really notice anything faster than 3.9 seconds, and is there anything better than scaring the shit out of three friends while doing so?
Sam
> PS9
07/30/2017 at 22:29 |
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I found it funny that I was taken more seriously at a Jaguar dealership (when I was curious about F-Types) than an Infiniti dealership. They offered me a F-Type V6 test drive (and I don’t look like I can afford it), but the guy at the Infiniti dealership wouldn’t even let me look inside the 500 Abarth that was listed at $9k (and I looked like, and also told him, that I could afford it).
NJAnon
> CB
07/30/2017 at 23:31 |
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Welcome to Audi dealerships CB. Enjoy your window stares.
PG; the scalpel wielder
> CB
07/30/2017 at 23:36 |
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can attest to the violent speed. A guy i know owns one, and has blogged about it. You can see me chasing him in this video